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vs Engineering. Calculations


The season of the football business is resumed today with a brand new game. While still waiting for all the return match vs. heavy. light, the unexpected challenge was launched by the design department, who called the game as vs. engineering. calculations. Hamlet is a doubt over all calculations, but we're not even engineering?? Whatever it is, this is the title of the challenge has been consigned to history.

Engineers include renowned players in their ranks as Poorman, Land, Abba, Mulf , attending the most prestigious business competitions. The calculations instead have had to jump through hoops to find 8 players needed to fill the arena, but for the first time buried the hatchet of war between light and heavy. The scene is moving: all calculations, united by the common threat of enemy , decide to submit a single formation, such as the Olive Tree. Membership of the team the ubiquitous Michel de Plus, Pino Calabro, Charles Blanc, and finally Arcuri and Ariosto, for the first time allies (but not for long). Completing the team of two young Spring St. Mauro-please-for-us, Marion and Luke . Absent Manuelito instead, engaged in the final for the 30 th -31 th place in the tournament of his favorite sport tribal. Castelberg also unavailable and the Architect.

The game is pulled from the first minute. The usual de Plus opened the scoring coolly slipping the door for engineers and finally demonstrating clarity and physical condition. The engineers, however, they recover quickly, and grinding speed are a challenge to play in the rear of the calculations being able to score three consecutive markings. On the other side instead directed by Charles allows calculations to bring the situation back in a tie, a situation that continues on long after the score of 4-4 .

After so many balls-wrong goal, following a prolonged action on the group can Arcuri Marion to serve a ball into the center of the box: and then time stops. The field turns for a seventh time in an English stadium. But yes, the situation is clear! We are at Wembley, and is the 1966 World Cup final! Geoff Hurst is about to kick a German sports car to the door. Marion kicks with all his might, but hit the crossbar and the ball bounces on the ground . E 'goal? It 's out? The doubt remains. History does not repeat itself but always the same: this time there is a linesman to validate the goal. The action therefore continues with the protests of the calculations that swear for the nth goal.

In the last minutes of the match neither team able to than the other. The referee ends, but the contestants decide to continue action to end with a tie that does not annoy everyone. And that's when Ariosto, unexpectedly, in the shade for the rest of the game due to the bad combination of colors of his estate orange-blue-green, can not find the goal with an action on the left. It 's the goal of victory! And the end of the game.

fact, not really ... engineers call with a surge of pride at being able to play another 5 minutes. After a brief consultation, the request is received by sporting calculations, which now take advantage of their decision: After less than a minute in fact able to take a great goal on the counterattack. At that point the game is once again uncertain, and most seem to really over.

And instead of the field makes Marion what previously had taken away: yet again, as Hurst in '66, served on the left guess the last minute of the game corner door with a shot of tip.

"They think it's all over ... And it is now!"

This is the end of the match (for real). The calculations have beaten the engineers.




Interviews

Engineers (in chorus) : the field sucked, it was too hot, the rubber is glued to the shoes, the last goal was offside, it was too warm, the moon was the conjunction with Mercury, etc.. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

De Plus : I am pleased with the race. I finished on the same leg on which I started.

Arcuri : Neh that was the goal over the crossbar, fi **!

Charles: The next time I bring more than two ...

Blanc: In how we played at the end? He played with the offside? One that is

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