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La so-called "international community"

The Vatican ™

The international community, fortunately, can also express higher voices, like that of Western Spirituality: The Catholic Church ™. The pope continually track the events the Middle East, if only to see the fights that the Armenian and Orthodox priests in the church of Jerusalem, combine, and control with a hidden webcam that none of the contestants spill at the Catholic basilica.

B16 is a popular international players, all acknowledge in tact interreligious dialogue. With Islam has established a cordial and mutual relationship of respect from the Regensburg speech , when, among all the characters of antiquity, went to be quoted without malice just one against Islam. When you say the case ...

As for Jews, however, as a gesture of openness, the pope has decided to reinstate the old Good Friday prayer , in which we pray God that the Jews convert to Christianity. In addition, a newly rehabilitated Lefebvre bishops is clearly anti-Semitic and Lefebvrists were forced to apologize for the protests. After all today is January 27, Remembrance Day and we are all better people .... With this patient

™ work The Vatican has failed to gain acceptance as authoritative when he addresses the party faithful of both religions. If every now and then if anything goes wrong in the relations with Islam and Judaism, well, it is their fault : since religions other than Catholic are necessarily wrong .

As it is, the pope has always condemned violence in the Middle East, and has very clear what can be the path to peace . In one of his latest releases said that: " there is room for everyone on earth santa . Eh?? O Pope, You're not thinking of going well you ?!??! We lack only the Christian factions to fight!

short, if this is the international community that surrounding Palestine, Jews and Arabs can continue to merrily slaughtered for the next thousand years.

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The so-called "international community" - Italians

In large part the international community well as our small Italy. Well, the war in Italy do not give anything to anyone, not even Santoro . The only that is really concerned about peace in the Middle East is D'Alema : Because of constant wars in Palestine has not yet managed to complete the ride sailing the Mediterranean. And then there

Silvio , and him the peace in Palestine says to keep us both. In fact during international crises, as in any other type of crisis, Silvio looks on what others do. But he pretends to be concerned and worried. At the bottom is always a great following a war of this kind, not do everything he can!

When finally stop the weapons, would intervene to resolve the issue with the authority of great statesman, as if all were not waiting for him as if he had the charisma of Obama. In fact the two are similar in some respects: both are beautiful , and they are both young . The difference is that Obama is really black , while Silvio is only tanned.

And so, after careful thought with his government, Silvio has come up with its solution: the police . The strategy is simple. He will and Apicella in Palestine, and to ask the Israelis and Arabs to come together because they can listen to them. And when they finally gathered together, LI FARA 'ALL DIE! Do not worry: just die laughing, listening to jokes about policemen. The idea is simple and success is assured. It is said that Silvio knows more than one thousand jokes the police.

Pacifists will change eventually slogan "All We Are Saying, is Silvio give a chance."

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The Little-endians

Even the Israelis have their own troubles. The war game was aimed at stopping the rocket fire, but strangely during the war the number of rockets has increased considerably . I wonder why. It will be because during the attacks men, women, old people, children and animals they shot against the invader? It matters little, the important thing is that Israel now finally feels safe in its territory.

Israel is always part of what he says " not my fault, I did not want to come, I do not like Palestine! . The justification put forward is that forever: "if Canada were to launch rockets to the U.S. Americans would not hesitate to attack the Canada." Right, true, sacrosanct. Only now that I've aged hearing this litany for years, and I begin to have memory problems: what did the Americans last rocket Canadian ? .

Israel attacks Gaza in the same way you remove the ice from the windshield car in the morning. It 's a problem, of course, but it's just something that happens naturally, behind which there is no entity responsible. And this is terribly irritating the Palestinians is good to be attacked, they say, but at least riconosceteci as enemies!

But no . Israel began the war ends and when it wants, without ads, without even alert you when the curtains rise. We did what we had to do, hello. Indeed, "Hello" does not say either. They do not speak when they start the war to the enemy, speak to the world. Their opponents do not even recognize the dignity of the opponent. Hamas is a terrorist group and that's it. He does not deserve dialogue. And the Palestinians upset: after all, Hamas was elected democratically . Of course, a democracy that elected a terrorist group is very strange, but we Italians have no way to teach democracy. At least until Mediaset not invade Iraq.

After all the hubbub at the end of operations Livni said to be at peace with itself . You will understand, it takes time. The problem is being at peace with the 1300 deaths that it has caused. They say that you really want to interrupt operations for days already. Yes, of course: not to miss the international consensus and not risk votes for upcoming elections. What a magnanimous spirit, for a moment I feared that you would do it selfishly to avoid further bloodshed.

E 'Olmert was, instead, to demand that the operations continue. He does not think even the elections, because if you take fewer votes to reapply Mastella. And so the war continued. It must be terrible to die because a politician decides not to run again. In Italy for 60 years when a politician decides not to run is a party. In Palestine, a disaster.

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The Big-endians

The Palestinians live with dignity in a war which is clearly lower, and ask why the Israelis are so amazed bad for them. It says, in fact, that the Israeli Air roar has the power to make us forget the word "Kassam" to all those who are located within several kilometers.

This situation is very difficult for Westerners to understand. When a person dies, it is said that in Europe has just died. Maybe with euphemisms, turns of phrase, but death is death. But not in Palestine. When one falls in Israeli hands for war, it is inconvenient to say who dies is said, in fact, found martyrdom .

What a beautiful expression of a thing so ugly! Put like this, does not even seem so bad. It reminds me of Italian trains , when the speaker announces, "the train has gained two hours late." How nice that a train can mature something.

But in the end must be true. Those people whose organic remains are printed and projected on the walls from Israeli phosphorous bombs did not die: they found martyrdom. I guess two Palestinians in a bar: "You know, the other day a neighbor came out of the house. The Israelis have surrounded him, and think a little: he has found the martyrdom! A great martyrdom, no doubt about it .. . I've always said that my neighbor was a guy ... "

And as martyrs, not any deaths, like those of our wars of all time, they have full right to live in paradise , nourished by the milk flowing in copious rivers and are greeted by hundreds of virgins dancing . Now, apart from that of virgins if they find it even in the Buddhist paradise, even if they have one, but all children that the Israeli missiles unfortunately were not able to avoid (at least that Israel says ) what will they do? Dolls? And women? Well, experts say that children will have an immediate development, because it is right that they will make their graces of virgins. Women, however, become lesbians and virgins will, too.

Even for those who remain is very hard. One man interviewed said he had lost in the bombing his entire family. He had lost his wife, siblings, children. And the children of brothers, as well as their children's children. In short, he was really only. But he said he was not alone. He said that he is Allah. Maybe. But I think he preferred to stay with his wife.

And so it goes on for months, for years now. I think it is really difficult for the Palestinians seek peace until they find so many tricks to circumvent horrors of war.

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Here we go again.

more or less regular intervals a new war breaks out in the old struggle between Israelis and Palestinians. For goodness sake, not that between shots and the other there is a real peace , but the war formally began when Israel decides to begin in earnest.

Since then, the Israelis declare officially tired of stones (at best) or rockets (when it's bad) Palestinians, and Palestinians responding to acts of war to the same extent. Obviously, the Israelis have no good sense of proportion, if they meet with aviation and ground invasion to stone throwing. But you know, everybody makes war with what he has.

Every war has its logical absurdity, but a war of this kind, so long ingrained, hateful, is close to madness . So away with the daily tumult of absurdity. The call

It is said that Israel wants to hit not only Hamas and the Palestinians, so that the plane dropped leaflets warning before bombing, or even mobile to families living in homes to be bombed. I tried to imagine how they could be these calls.

- (Phone Ringing) Hello?
- Good morning ma'am, my name is Joshua Ibrahimovic the Israeli defense ministry, has time to respond to a short telephone survey ....?
- ... What? Oh look, we have already done with Tiscali ADSL Arabia and we are well ...
- No, no, ma'am, did not understand, I just wanted to ask a few questions for a poll ...
- ... Huh? Ah, well, really, I have dinner on the stove ... and the children they have hurt playing the small kamikaze ... vol perhaps another ...
- But do not worry, ma'am, I will be very short ...
- ... Ah ... and that's fine ... Say ...
- Thank you very much, ma'am.
Madam, in your opinion, if airstrike on his house ...
- Air Attack ... ... on my home??
- Yes, sir, but do not worry ... Our government only wants to do a survey to understand the habits of life of our Palestinian neighbors ...
- Neighbours ... Ah, yes ... I understand ...
- Good. I said, in the case of air attack on his home ...
- Yes ... ..
- .... how long it takes to to rescue his family ?
- Mah ... .... What a question .... I have no idea, I never thought ... But why I ask this question?
- Um, here ... see ... I do not know how to say ..... The fact is ... we ordered by mistake to a Falcon to hit his home ...
- EHHHH ?????
- No, do not worry ma'am, we will immediately stop the operation! We have already sent a text message to the pilot .... only that we think has the mobile phone battery!
- Mobile phone outlet?? But how is it possible?
- Yes, sir, the fool continues to use an old phone because he says that gave him his first wife ... which also made him well horns ... and then the battery is old, you download all the time ... look, that effort can not imagine working with that guy there ... we could never touch once when you need it ... I think once even did not know how to do even ...
- SO??
- so? Ah, yes .... so if things stay that way, his family is in danger , why should a rocket hit his house, say .... in about ...

- (terrible din)

- ... damn, I'm not good was never good at math ... So, if you now have eight twenty, quarter of an hour ago they were ...
(Silence)
but then ... strange, but ... Home lady should already be ... as you can ...
- (Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
- Lady? Madam, it is still online? Lady ??........ A phone call

prolongs life, if you find a used clumsy.

But fear not, friends, scenes like this do not happen again. The Italian government is working hard to correct the problem. Using the full diplomatic weight of his ministers, will send a peace mission Brunetta, which, as was done in Italy, even in Israel will be able to put civil servants in line, real scourge of the Middle East.

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