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Top Ten Signs ... You drive in Turin

10. When you see something green , your right foot crushed on the ground unconsciously.
9. Feel the colors differently depending of 'mood
8. You put the right to go left even stay in your home
7. buses and trains are declared enemies
6. I love the sense of communion when you're surrounded by other cars going as fast as you
5. The laws of physics are just another couple of good rules of break
4. feel ashamed when you are forced to pay the parking
3. The car is a family member, and has a name .
2. Consider the increase in fuel prices is a crime against humanity
1. Dreams a day when cars will no longer be necessary, but I hope this day will see your grandchildren !

10. As soon as you see something green , inconsciously you stamp your right foot
9. You Perceive colors Differently According To your mood
8. You move right to turn left even in your dining room
7. Buses and trains are your open enemies
6. You love the feeling of communion when you are surrounded by other cars driving as fast as you
5. Laws of physics are just another couple of rules to break
4. You feel ashamed when you pay for your parking ticket
3. Your car is a member of your family, and has a name
2. You consider a gas price rise as a crime against mankind
1. You dream of a day when no car is needed, but you hope this will be after you're gone !

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