Tuesday, June 2, 2009

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE ON A RYANAIR FLIGHT!



10 All of the hostesses are of different countries
9 None of them is nice or beatiful
8 People get ready to take off from the bus as at a race start
7 Passengers defy the laws of physics to get all their stuff into a single hand luggage
6 The pilot looks much like a kebab seller
5 The airport you arrive at is nothing more than a garage lost in a wood
4 The bus that links the airport to the known world costs twice as much as the flight itself
3 When aboard, You Have the strange feeling you're in a Turkish market
2 're asked to pay Whenever you do anything, eating, drinking, using the toilet, sleeping, breathing. ..
1 At the end of the flight you swear you'll never fly like this anymore ... though you know you're lying to yourself

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